I am a total loser. I'm an addict and an alcoholic. I am perpetually unemployed. My family (especially extended) hates me, and even my dog wants me dead! My businesses fail, my wife is fat, my kids are brats, and even my parish priest has chased me out of church on several occasions! This is a warning to all people. If you want to avoid a life in loser hell, read on to find out exactly what NOT to do with your life...
Thought for the day
I had a brilliant thought just now, but I'm drunk so I forget what it was exactly. As a side note, I think Toy Story 3 should have had a Raiders of the Lost Ark ending!
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